Bat City

Dear bats-that-have-invaded-the-park-right-next-to-my-school,

Although you are fascinating, you are also creepy, smelly and really noisy (which makes concentrating in class even more difficult). Our park really isn't the same anymore (in fact it's very gross now), and the students can't hang out in there at lunchtime anymore in fear of getting hit by one of your falling missiles.. Plus there are far too many of you (thousands! Not even an exaggeration..) to fit in our little park.

And since you are fruit bats, and there's no fruit growing in our park (I don't know how you're surviving?), I think it would be best if you found a different place to call your home.

Thank you and (hopefully) Goodbye,

From Sarah.

Guitar

Thank you mr guitar for being a welcomed, sweet change to my crazy life.
And for sounding lovely when I play your chords right.
And for looking pretty and cool at the same time.
And for being easy-ish to pick up because you're strangely similar to the piano.

Let's collaborate more often :)


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